how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt
dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad
What if they breathe through their nose?
do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.